Angelina: Me negotiating the rice is NOT a big deal you guys. Don’t mention it. Happy to do it :)
Literally anyone: Hi
Angelina: I negotiated everything I had for you. Without me you’d be dead. Do you know that you are in-debt to me for life? Do you know that, you dumb fucking piece of shit? Huh?
Ok but i was dyin when angelina was like “guys help me find this idol” and then mike stumbled around drunkedly drinking wine and then calling the tree a bitch
